You’re going to find this outrageous.
Last week, the wife and I went out for dinner to a new restaurant in our neighbourhood. The food was awful and the service insulting. Afterwards a few of the patrons gathered outside. One man was particularly engaging and inspired us to take action. We formed an angry mob, set fire to cars in the parking lot and threw stones and burning wood through the windows of the restaurant.
A few days later we went back to the restaurant and – this is the bit you’re going to find outrageous – their service had NOT improved!
Afterwards I led the riots. We destroyed nearby shops and looted what we could. Next week we’ll go back and see if they’ve recognised our concerns. Continue reading