Happy Thanksgiving from your friends at Scholars & Rogues. Let’s go around the table and everybody say what they’re thankful for. I’ll go first.
I, Dr. Slammy, am thankful that the local news shows here in Denver aren’t any dumber than they are. Because if they were, the anchors would be on the set communicating in grunts and taking turns picking lice off each other’s backs.
Your turn.
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I am thankful that PETA et al. remind me in graphic visual terms the horrific origins of the food on my Thanksgiving plate. As if life doesn’t suck enough, I gotta feel guilty about a once-a-year feast.
I’m thankful I’m forty, alive and not in any form of involuntary custody. Yet.