Day late, dollar short, but here it is anyway: a quick-‘n’-dirty collection of recent links. Enjoy! … Masturbation doesn’t just kill kittens … Behold the hammerhead worm! … “Oh, to be black and in the GOP” … Apparently it’s better than being gay and Jamaican … At 17 I was playing D&D and listening to metal; what were you doing? … “I thought somebody had bought Europe with my credit card” … What could make Willie Mays stay up all night sobbing? … The British Empire is still growing … Life’s a bitch and then you’re flushed … I smell a Disney script … “It actually looks more like Mark Twain — after falling off a Mississippi riverboat. And being hit by the paddlewheel” … Matt Taibbi blows the lid off the Goldman Sachs fiasco, but guess who still isn’t listening … Forty-one percent high and rising … Now if we could just figure out what the Papua New Guineans said to Mr. Peterman … Drew Magary on the right and wrong times to cry … Hollywood is making Americans stupid, who knew … I was hoping this woulda been snapped up and turned into the Ratfucking Hall of Fame … I like a good first … Why, those sneaky Bible nuts in Congress … Straight inta Compton … Links for Apollo 11‘s 40th: Eat this, conspiracy freaks; Buzz Aldrin: Marsward, ho!; here is Buzz’s greatest hit; you’re damned straight it’s not enough; the human capacity for unwarranted boredom knows no bounds; okay, I’m thoroughly depressed now … Something’s breaking out in Gaza, and it’s a good thing … Health care hell: Bill Moyers on what really matters in Washington; Robert Reich says Obamacare is at war with itself; and don’t fret, Michael Steele, I can’t understand my plan either … Gee, I hate your pants … The finest cult movie-inspired art you’ll ever see … Just when you think it’s hard enough getting even a crappy job, along comes an employment blacklist … I haven’t agreed with Pat Buchanan in a long, long time … “Why can’t we drink forever?” he once sang — well, now he’ll see to it that we can … Death to Jamba Juice! … And finally, @%$#^+&#~_#$*@#%&$^@*~#$_@!!! Ahh, that felt good. ∞