by Brad Jacobson
Conversation at the recent dinner party thrown by conservative pundit George Will for Barack Obama may remain shrouded in secrecy. But one thing will not: the menu. And there was no shortage of food. An anonymous source leaked the detailed catered menu to The Wounded-Courier today. (Other conservative pundits in attendance included William Kristol, David Brooks, Charles Krauthammer, Larry Kudlow, Paul Gigot, Peggy Noonan, Michael Barone and Rich Lowry.) Here is what was served:
Hors d’oeuvres
Skewers of Unmitigated Gall
Fingerless Sandwiches
Record Dow Asiago-Spinach Dip
Mercury-Infused Bay Scallops with Deregulation Coulis
Chickenhawk Balls Wrapped in Old Glory
Choose one from the following courses:
Soup du Jour
Torture Chowder
Intellectually Dishonest Bisque
Puree of Lying Sack of Potato Soup
Salad
Segregated Greens with Reaganesque Croutons
Cryto-Fascist Pasto
Appetizers
Heartless Artichoke Tartine
Propagandistically Stuffed Mushrooms
Clams in a Half Cell
Indoctrinated Shrimp Cocktail
Entrees
Beef Orwellian
War on Terror Risotto
Shredded Constitution with Well-Placed Leeks
Bipartisan Turducken™
Cold Shoulder of Pork and Earmark Dumplings
Tax Refund Gruel with Coal Ash Croquettes
Half-Baked Change over Discouraging Pilaf
Dessert
Illegally Wiretapped Tiramisu
Cinnamon Renditioned Flan
Wingnut Brittle Gelato
Quid Pro Quo Cookies
Trickle-Down Huckleberry Sorbe
Cross-posted at The Wounder Courier, the satirical news division of MediaBloodhound.
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What about the wine?
A nice Pundit Noir, perhaps?
Excellent, Terry!
crf, I called George Will and asked him. He replied, “We served water. Based on his campaign promises, we were certain he could turn it into a fine Barolo.”
*fake conversation
And Obama, ever the gentleman, wolfed down each course with gusto. He brought bottle of wine as a gift. It was a special 1961 Kenyan variety that was given to his mother on the day he was born.
Jeff