By Ann Ivins

juxtapost (v. t.) to  inadvertently post two somehow related headlines next to each other

“Gaza hospital overwhelmed by dead, wounded”
“Bush family mourns death of 18-year-old White House cat”

After all, they don’t even know all those Palestinians.

“The impact of the death of a child”
“For stress reduction, just say ommm”

Dead kid? Just skip to the second story, folks.

“More than half of U.S. cyclists forgo helmets: report”
“Social Security overestimates death rates: study”

Probably not the death rate among cyclists.

sources: Yahoo News, CNN.com Health, Reuters.com