It started innocuously enough when one of my co-workers e-mailed us the other day to say that his wife had given birth to their second child, a cute little girl named “Brooklyn.” Cool, that – never heard Brooklyn as a name, and I kinda like it. (BTW, many congrats, Scott.)
But this morning the storm clouds began to gather. Ashlee Simpson just had a baby (with hubby Pete Wentz of Fallout Boy, and I don’t even want to talk about that), and they named the kid – get this – Bronx Mowgli Wentz.
Brooklyn. Now Bronx.
I am so not looking forward to Brangelina spawning a son and naming him “Queens.”