scholars and rogues

This is not Lee Camp

by Djerrid

A crotchety old man was stuck in traffic and called 911 to complain: (Audio)

Operator: 911 state your emergency

Caller: It’s not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic’s coming the other way?

Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)

Caller: “(Expletive) you.” (caller hangs up)

The dispatch office called back and it went to voicemail: (Audio)

Hi this is Joe McCain I can’t take this message now because I’m involved in a very … important political project… I hope on Nov. 4th we have elected John.

Nope, not a joke. This is John McCain’s brother tying up 911 because traffic is slow. For more fun listen (audio) to Joe McCain calling 911 back to complain about the message that was left on his phone. (Via Politico)

I had no idea that the McCains were trying to out Lee Camp our very own Lee Camp.

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  1. Hilarious. The funniest part is Joe’s voicemail announcement; it’s as if he wants to let callers know that he’s a jackass before they even leave a message. “Hi, I’m Joe and wow am I important…did you know how important I am? Well, you can leave a message, but I’m so important that I probably won’t return your call…unless you’re at least as important as me, which I doubt.”