By Ann Ivins
At Moron.com, we understand the challenges of today’s fast-paced job market. We realize that an ever-changing world requires ever-evolving skills. We want to help.
Meet Alberto G. – one of the shining stars of Moron.com’s Professional Development Program. In the eleven months since his entirely voluntary resignation, Alberto has completed the following courses, custom-designed by Moron.com to fit his professional and personal needs.
- War Crime Confidential: Plausible Deniability Beyond “I Don’t Recall”
- Toadying in the New Millennium
- Fire Away! No, Wait, Don’t
- Bobbing and Weaving 101
and most recently:
- This is Mr. Briefcase, This is Mr. Shredder: National Security and You
Congratulations, Alberto – and we know your star will continue to shine.
Categories: Crime/Corruption, Freedom/Privacy, Funny, Politics/Law/Government, War/Security
Progressive Culture | Scholars & Rogues 
Ann,
Don’t forget to credit his academic adviser Mr. Rove.
Alberto Gonzales. Thank you, Texas, for yet another first-rate contribution to the US.
What would we do without you folks?
Ann, you leave my gut aching with laughs. Especially love the last course he’s developed.