Politics/Law/Government

Ann Coulter would vote for Hillary Clinton? Makes sense to me

Ann Coulter was on Hannity & The Other Guy last night and said she prefers Hillary Clinton over John McCain. Wait, what?

Yes, you heard it right. Check out the vid, which I was made aware of via DownWithTyranny!, props.

Shocked? Puhleez. Why wouldn’t Ann campaign for Hillary? If Clinton’s elected, it means at least four more years of food on the table for the silence-challenged Coulter. All the right-wingers want Clinton in office. It’s their fervent dream. The conservative Mouth of Sauron, Bill Bennett, practically blew kisses to Hillary after the debate last night (emphasis on race-baiting garbage mine):

It was a — frankly, it was a — I think, a little disappointing, from my perspective. I think Barack Obama had to do more than he did.

I thought she won — I will just be crude and say I thought she won the debate. I thought she was in control. He said — he used the locution, “we both believe,” “we both think” too many times.

I think, if it comes out even, if no one has a clear advantage, it’s advantage Hillary Clinton. He’s the challenger. He’s an athlete. He should know that he had to work a little harder.

He’s an athlete that has to work a little harder for some reason. Hm, where have I heard that before?

Anyway, conservatives win three different ways whether or not Hillary is elected in November.

1. She loses to a Republican and the Clintons are never heard from again;

2. She wins, reveals herself as a right-leaning, business-friendly, pro-war “moderate,” thus the status quo continues and fatcats stay fat and happy;

3. Least likely scenario: She wins, reveals herself as a hardcore liberal committed to reversing the Bush era, and conservatives spend every hour of their waking life gleefully trying to have her removed from office with lies and dirt and rehashes of Bubba’s crimes.

Any of those three are enough to make cro-mag conservatives slobber like Rush Limbaugh at a Golden Corral.

The nightmare for the right is the ascension of Obama. And with the shenanigans Bill Clinton pulled in South Carolina seemingly not having much of an effect overall on Hillary’s strategery, certain shameless cretins like the aforementioned Coulter might feel they can get away with even more egregiously racist attacks in November, which may well hasten their demise.

And sadly, inevitably, result in a powerful thirst for vengeance of some kind. That’s one of the things the far right really specialize in, revenge… but you knew that, yes?

x-post: J f H

9 replies »

  1. Wouldn’t you consider the statement “That’s one of the things the far right really specialize in, revenge” to be anecdotal, rather than fact based.

    For every Rove, there’s a Carville. The Masters of Revenge are Clinton Inc….I wouldn’t want to be on their hit list. You don’t want to end up like Gandy Baugh, an old friend of mine, who ended up dead after he got mixed up where he shouldn’t have. Just google him to see what I mean.

    Jeff

  2. “Wouldn’t you consider the statement ‘That’s one of the things the far right really specialize in, revenge’ to be anecdotal, rather than fact”

    Nah. I linked to three revelatory instances of it, if you go back and click on the underlineys.

    “The Masters of Revenge are Clinton Inc….I wouldn’t want to be on their hit list.”

    Me neither. I am not a Clinton supporter. Then again, I don’t believe they are mass murderers either. Wouldn’t you consider your allegation “You don’t want to end up like … an old friend of mine, who ended up dead after he got mixed up where he shouldn’t have” to be anecdotal, rather than fact based?

  3. The problem with Bush/Clinton/Bush/Clinton is the divisiveness will never end. I’m sick of the Bushs and sick of the Clintons for putting us through years of corruption, scandal and ineptness. I do believe we’d be in for more drama and wasted time with the Clinton confrontational style. We desperately need new nonestablishment leadership if we expect to respect ourselves again.

  4. Clinton couldn’t even get away with messing around with an intern and you want us to believe he’s been offing people?

  5. I never said that the Clintons were mass murderers. This isn’t anecdotal, but statistically, it wouldn’t have been good for your longevity to be a former Arkansas bodyguard of Clinton. A very high percentage of them ended up dead. However, there might be nothing to this, and it may be a statistical anomaly on the order of getting struck by lightning twice and living.

    Jeff

  6. As for Ann…*helpless shrug* Reverse psychology? Or is she such a whore that she’s sucking up to who she believes will be 44? Then again, she may have a ‘girl crush’ on Hillary.

  7. If Hillary wins, all those who speak against her will be in jail. At the first sign of all out criticism, she will immediately place into effect the martial law executive order President Bush signed. It was as if Bush penned this executive order with Hillary in mind to safegaurd any backlash against Arabia in order to protect Cheney and Bush $ from Saudi and Clinton $ from Dubai.