Whether your pet peeve is the “US American” educational system, beauty pageants, the state of South Carolina or blondes, there’s something here for everybody.
We assume Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton, 18, will be entering Regent University this Fall, but from what we can tell she’s already qualified for a senior leadership position in the Bush administration (Dept. of Education, anyone?)
Also, an idea for pageant organizers – these things will go a lot more smoothly if you maybe consider making these questions multiple choice. Although in Upton’s case I’m not sure true/false even gets you to a 50/50 chance….
I think I may have taught her older sister at an institution that shall remain unnamed.
You mean when you and I were teaching at …
No, I better not name it, either. All I need is to get sued….
I’d hit it, but we’d have nothing to talk about afterwards. Probably for the best. 🙂
An argument against cloning …
Shit, what am I talking about? Rich girl.
An argument against cloning
I’ve heard more coherent expression from Alzheimer’s patients.
I’m very pleased to hear that the reason Americans can’t find the US on a map is because they got lost in South Africa. Or Iraq. On second thought I’m a little worried about that difference. OMG is that a US battleship in the harbour!!!
You said “Iraq,” but I believe you meant to say “the Iraq.”