Whether your pet peeve is the “US American” educational system, beauty pageants, the state of South Carolina or blondes, there’s something here for everybody.

We assume Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton, 18, will be entering Regent University this Fall, but from what we can tell she’s already qualified for a senior leadership position in the Bush administration (Dept. of Education, anyone?)

Also, an idea for pageant organizers – these things will go a lot more smoothly if you maybe consider making these questions multiple choice. Although in Upton’s case I’m not sure true/false even gets you to a 50/50 chance….

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  1. I’m very pleased to hear that the reason Americans can’t find the US on a map is because they got lost in South Africa. Or Iraq. On second thought I’m a little worried about that difference. OMG is that a US battleship in the harbour!!!