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Eyeballs to this blog site, please, Britney pregnant, not sure who father is…

britneycry1.jpgBritney Spears is preggers with her third child.

She’s not sure who the father is.

Yes, of course, I understand the implications of this….

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl….

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  1. Sweet Jebus – ask and ye shall receive. This is just wonderful. See, one of the things my mobile company does is develop SMS content (that’s text messaging for you neophytes) for for cell phone services. One of the programs we sell is a celebrity smack-down service, which is usually just TOO much fun to write. (Not everything I do is inane and soul-numbing – some of our stuff is actually informative and uplifting, but you can’t really get rich on that, can you?)

    But it’s been kind of a slow month on the stupid celeb front. Sure, I’m going to stomp Michael Vick’s nards through the top of his skull and John Mayer is always good for a couple of “female vocalist” gags. But you need more than that. So I was wondering what the heck I was going to write about.

    Now I know….

  2. I confess

    I’m the father

    Its an Immaculate Conception.

    (I just didn’t how else to reach the masses today *shrugs*)

  3. I’m not sure this is true; however, if it is true, it will knock Lindsay Lohan off the radar screen. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.

  4. Sam: Have at it…always glad to help the cause….

    Ghost: You have my condolences – your paternity means a long term relationship with Ms. Spears – the word that occurs is “Yikes!”

    Laurie: Do you think this is more psychotic behavior from the Brit? Any sources?

    Gavin: Glad to see you’re focused on the important stuff and not those silly economics and politics subjects you’re always on about… 😉

  5. The Hierarchy of the Troika:

    Paris Hilton is a brat, but not self-destructive or a menace to society.

    Brittany Spears is a brat and somewhat self-destructive, but not a menace to society (aside from her, ahem, music).

    Lindsay Lohan is a brat, self-destructive AND a menace to society (with her drunken driving).

    Leave it to Lo-Blow, as The New York Post calls her, to make Paris and Brittany look good.

    Aside to Scrogues: My avatar will be coming soon to a theater near you (in the upper-right corner, that is).

  6. Okay, here’s an example:

    Say what you will, but when somebody asks who’s yo’ babydaddy, “I have no freakin’ idea” is still better than “Kevin Federline.”

  7. Djerrid: S&R IS the shark. Sometimes we feed at the surface, sometimes at the bottom. You can guess where this feeding frenzy is….

  8. Anyone else sick to *death* of reading about Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, et al?

    What’s that old saying? White trash with money? I think that’s it.