Politics/Law/Government

Has anyone told Henry Waxman and John Conyers about this?

The poor chairs of the House Oversight and Judiciary Committees have been fruitlessly serving subpoenas on various cretins in the Bush administration and the GOP, but all have come to naught.

They’ve been wasting their time. All they need to do to get those tough questions answered is cough up $600 and sign up quickly for this little pajama party hosted by Bob Novak:

The Ultimate (Secret) Source

It isn’t often that you can meet the decision makers of the nation in such an intimate setting. Don’t miss out, sign up today.

This is your chance to get frank answers and insight into the state of our nation and economy.

Remember, only 70 people are allowed to attend. Seats are filling up, so reserve your seat today!

Novak further brags in his latest exclusive Evans-Novak Political Report:

This is your chance to join Bob Novak and 70 other prominent insiders at the nation’s most exclusive private-room political summit. You’ll probably never again have this opportunity to engage in direct conversation with the top political powerbrokers and government policy shapers… offering you forecasts and insights that will directly affect your profits, decisions, and power.

What’s more, Bob Novak’s iron-clad OFF THE RECORD policy is why past participants have gotten real answers even from media-wary policy makers like:

Dick Cheney, Vice President
Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of State
Al Gore, former Vice President
Sen. Harry Reid, Senate Majority Leader
Ken Mehlman, former RNC Chairman
Steve Forbes, President & CEO, Forbes, Inc.
George Tenet, former Director of CIA

This secret event is rarely publicized — don’t miss your chance to attend. Once all 70 seats are reserved, the doors close to all outsiders. Please don’t wait.

Incidentally, it’ll cost ya a few extra clams to bring your kid brother along.

x-post: JAZZ from HELL

Update: Color me ignant, as the esteemed Rick Perlstein covered this eons (blogosphere-wise) ago.

7 replies »

  1. I have always been amazed about why Novak wasw never called to
    testify in the Libby Case. He will certainly be called to testify in the
    Valarie Plame/Joe Wilson civil case.
    I think Gonzalez got to Fitxgerald and they settled for Libby with the
    plan for GW to pardon him.

    This isn’t over yet…………..

    Sarge

  2. I hope not, Sarge. I hate to think that you can get away with such a full-frontal, treasonous act. This is why I’d dearly love to see the Dems take the White House and supermajorities in both legislative branches. There’s no statute of limitations that runs out when you leave office.

  3. I’m thinking soft food, paper plates, plastic spoons only. Bob is a national treasure. Wouldn’t want anyone to stab him with a butter knife or a lobster claw.

  4. Well, Denny, as a guy said a few decades ago, “Follow the money.” What Novak seems to be showing Conyers and his colleagues is how to milk the mon-izzle ($) out of what should be testimony before Congress.

    No one seems capable of taking a frigging stand against these guys. My question is – why?

  5. We can forget Novak testifying – the “”FIX” is in! GW, etal, had a federal judge dismiss the case on “judicial grounds” John Bates is a
    Bush appointees who recently dismissed the suit for records on Vice
    President Cheney’s Energy Task Force. Today, just after the Plame
    decision – the names of those who attended the conference were
    supplied to the press.
    “You take care of me – we have your ass”……….

    Nothing even remotely raises an eyebrow anymore………

    Sarge

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