By Martin Bosworth
I’ve decided that no matter what we do in 2008, we’re going to end up electing someone who’s going to end up making a lot of crazy decisions and saying a lot of crazy things. So, bearing that in mind, I realized that there was only one course of action…we had to elect a ticket that was gung-ho about their crazy, and not at all shy about expressing it. Thus, I see the only option now is to endorse the 100 percent concentrated lunacy of Mike Gravel and Ron Paul for 2008.
(Yes, I’m kidding.)