Shame on the White House (for officially recognizing homosexual unions and “play house” parenting)

Boy howdy, The Dick’s lesbian daughter and her “partner” done pizzizzled off The Parents Group. I hate to actually excerpt anything from this release because it’s all so good, but let me see if I can find an especially juicy bit. Ah, here’s one:

If the Vice President and his wife Lynne are joining their daughter Mary in playing this homosexual game of “house,” then all have chosen their roles and designated lesbian lover Heather Poe as the “Daddy.”

Everyone knows there can only be one REAL biological Mommy. We are all grown adults. Playing “house” is a game for children, not for The White House or the Vice President and his wife.

Indeed, we’re all grown adults, which is why in official press releases we’re careful to use terms like “Mommy” and “Daddy” instead of librul/queer conspiracy axis code like “father” and “mother.”

I’m sorry – was I mocking somebody’s faith? Didn’t mean to. I’ll try not to do that again. Anyway, here’s some more.

President George W. Bush held several presses conferences calling for a Federal Marriage Amendment to protect the God-ordained institution of marriage between one man and one woman, while homosexuals pushed for the union of two men or two women to be equally recognized as real “marriage.”

However, the President’s number two, right hand man, Vice President Dick Cheney, clearly rebels against his superior, makes a public mockery of the President and the current Administration he is supposed to represent, and clearly holds to a different set of moral standards and beliefs.

And this is fun:

While this little innocent child Samuel David Cheney deserves every fighting chance at life, the sins of two women, Mary Cheney and Heather Poe, have deliberately denied the Vice President’s grandson one of the most basic human rights of all: the right to a Daddy and a Mommy.

I guess we can tragically and officially say both the White House and Bush Administration have officially recognized the sinful sexual unions of homosexuals, as well as recognized and embraced the tragedy of the social experiment of homosexual parenting.

Yeah, you really do need to read the whole thing.

6 replies »

  1. Every step-parent, foster parent, and parents by adoption should be offended by this odious statement.

    According their tricksey semantics, “parents” can only be the egg and sperm donor, everyone else is “playing house”.

    There are millions of non-gene-giving people in this world who are better parents than the biological parent(s).

  2. Playing “house” is a game for children

    “mommies and daddies” …speaking of childish…

    As our intrepid masthead would say, “Tonstant Weader fwowed up”.

  3. Try this one for size – assuming you are aware how important most think the bond between parent and child. Should a lesbian not have custody of her biological child ? Ditto a father. As far of the sex of the ‘partner’, most people have the decency not to ‘do it’ in front of their kids regardless. If they did,that would get into the possibility of something most of us would find worse than the other oddness.I’ve never found anyone to successfully promote the idea it’s contagious.

  4. P.S. Remember ‘librul’ – as you copy the popular perverted use – really means somone who think the government should keep its big nose out of people’s private lives.