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CATEGORY: AmericanCulture

Redneck jokes are racist

I am not one of those people that believes in reverse discrimination, and that old white males are struggling for equality in a pitiless world run by women and people of color. (Affirmative action is a bad idea, but a necessary one to counteract a worse one, segregation and institutionalized povertization of the black underclass.) So […]

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CATEGORY: Sports

The NBA will find a way to make sure the Pacers lose

Every sports organization believes in something. For baseball, it’s tradition. For the NFL, it’s parity. The NBA believes in Major. Media. Markets. Now there’s some logic in this.  Pro basketball is a niche sport played by minorities and Europeans, making it an intrinsically harder sell than baseball or football. Without a solid position in major markets, they’d […]

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Tim Brando is an embarrassment to old white males everywhere

Tim Brando, the sportscaster, tweeted this yesterday. Tim Brando ✔@TimBrando @CallMeG_Unit Simple Being a a Christian White male over 50 that’s raised a family means nothing in today’s culture. The sad truth. Period. He got the most flak for arguing that Collins isn’t a hero. Obviously, he feels disrespected and undervalued. But why? Tim graduated with […]

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Does Tim Tebow get a free pass because he’s a moron?

In the space of 24 hours, we’ve now heard three sports reporters finally come out and call Tebow stupid. There was the article yesterday that said that he was so dyslexic and ADD he couldn’t keep the letter-number sequence straight between leaving the huddle and reaching the line. Now dyslexia is one of those words […]

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CATEGORY: Sports

If Chip Kelly was a student-athlete, he’d be out of a job

Sigh, if there’s a greater hypocrisy in America than the college sports megapoly, it’s hard to know what it is. Whether it’s the fiction that great athletic ability means you have the ability to succeed in college or that tuition is fair payment for starring in a multi-billion dollar enterprise and risking a career ending […]

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CATEGORY: Sports

It’s time baseball players were allowed to carry guns on the field

Yesterday, the second best pitcher on the LA Dodgers, Zack Greinke, had his collarbone broken by an out-of-control Carlos Quentin. If Greinke had only had a right to carry a gun in the workplace, this all could have been avoided. He was denied that right because of an aggressive anti-Second Amendment stance by Major League Baseball. Zack Greinke, who […]

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CATEGORY: Guns

Guns, knives, pit bulls and the new Gallup poll

This morning I walked past a man about my age, sixty, who was wearing camouflage and a fatigue-style cap. He had two Bowie knives on his belt and was walking a ferocious-looking pit bull that had to weigh eighty pounds. My immediate thought was, “Who’s this guy and what’s he afraid of?” Who knows? Maybe […]

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CATEGORY: LeisureTravel3

The La Jolla Canyon Run: down and out in the Malibu hills

I am flying across America to participate in a race that isn’t. The race is the La Jolla Canyon Run—31 miles of trails, up 5000 feet of elevation gain. It’s traditionally held in early March in the Santa Monica Mountains just north of Malibu. This year it was cancelled because the organizers got crossways with […]

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CATEGORY: AmericanCulture

Coming out as a male lesbian

Last week I flew to California. A middle-aged lesbian couple disembarked ahead of me. Looking at them, I suddenly realized we were dressed exactly alike—tee shirt, Patagonia fleece, baggy Levi’s, Merrill slip ons with a backpack (complete with carabiners) and a ball cap. When I remarked on this to my son, he shrugged, “This is […]

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CATEGORY: LeisureTravel3

Postcard from Edge of the Earth: Tucson

We are a family that thinks “relaxing vacation” is an oxymoron. We have climbed mountains, kayaked, cycled and scuba dived our way around the world. Even though we’re no longer the youngest and strongest on these tours, my wife and I were pretty confident this year when her coach convinced us to sign up for […]

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CATEGORY: PoliticsLawGovernment3

Ben Carson: the GOP’s great black hope

It’s logical in its own crazy racist way. The Democrats won the White House with a black candidate, so the GOP has decided they need their own black candidate. And now the GOP has the next great black hope. It’s a forum that isn’t known for making news – so Dr. Ben Carson says the […]

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Rand Paul states strong case for hereditary nature of insanity

On one hand, you have to admire the Paul family, Ron and Rand. They’re smart, principled and courageous, willing to take unpopular stands on politically dangerous positions like legalizing marijuana or repealing opposing portions of the Civil Rights Act or getting rid of Homeland Security. It’s foul to suggest repealing gutting the Civil Rights Act, […]

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CATEGORY: ArtsWeek

ArtsWeek: Dinosaurs, dodo birds, books and novelists

After my first novel was published, I was invited to be on a panel at writing convention. In response to a question, I said that books and novels were endangered species. I was about to say the very act of reading might be as well, but I didn’t get to, because at that point the […]

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CATEGORY: CrimeCorruption

Paterno empire strikes back

Now this: Sue Paterno, the widow of late Penn State football coach Joe Paterno, has emailed a letter to hundreds of former Nittany Lions players informing them that a report, commissioned by the family in response to the Freeh report that followed the Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse case, will be released Sunday. The Freeh […]

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CATEGORY: PoliticsLawGovernment3

Karl Rove vs. the Tea Party: heads progressives win, tails conservatives lose

Whee! Now this is fun. Here’s a quote from a letter from two dozen conservative leaders reported in an article by Jeff Zeleny of the New York Times. “You obviously mean to have a war with conservatives and the Tea Party,” the letter said. “Let it start here.” Nice allusion to Lexington and Concord there, […]

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Why do we care about PEDs?

Dan Wetzel at Yahoo Sports is one of the smartest and most insightful sportswriters around. Today he wrote: Perhaps nothing upsets baseball fans and executives more than the double-standard reactions to PED use in football. The NFL is awash in this stuff, yet fans and media mostly shrug it off. In baseball every suspension is […]

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