I woke up to the radio this morning like I do most mornings, and as I was grumbling to myself that I really should have got to bed earlier last night, I heard an advertisement for a supposedly inexpensive “erection enhancement” pill that you could get without a prescription. Annoying, as I’d rather have been listening to music, but whatever. Then I heard this gem of advertising “brilliance”
[Product] is made from all natural ingredients so you know it’s safe.
Um, no. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
There are two fails in this sentence, one of which should be obvious to anyone with a functioning synapse in their skull. Continue reading