Mark was going out the door with his baseball mitt when she asked, “How’d you like to see The Magic Spot? You know, the place that’s advertised on that big billboard with lots of question marks?” “Sure!” He pounded his fist in his glove. “When?” Jenny looked up from her Nancy Drew activity book and […]
Archive | June 21, 2012
Hey, sports fans – it's okay to hate on douchenozzles
There have been a lot of douchenozzles (DNs) in the news lately. A jury acquitted Fat Bastard of perjury (although this is one of those verdicts that feels a whole lot more like “not guilty” than it does “innocent,” if you hear where I’m coming from). Tiger choked like a…you know, given his recent history, […]






